blehhhhh

Could this day drag any more than it already is?

I have 8 bazillion things to do at work and I want to do zero of them.

I kinda wish I’d started taking the stairs at work to avoid the security guard long ago. It works. And my ass might be smaller.

People are loving these cupcakes today. I met 4 new fans, too.

I’m gonna try my best to not take a 2 hour lunch.

Cute new neighbor had an overnight guest last night. Daaaamn she was biiiig!

Operation New Date goes into motion today. No internet. No priors. No security guards. Heh.

I have popcorn at my desk that has been calling my name since I finished breakfast.

Love the compliments I’ve been getting today. Makes me wanna hug people and I’m soooo not a hugger.

This neck cracking thing I’ve had going on for a good 2 months now is really annoying to me. Especially because I mostly only do it when I’m bored or sitting still too long.

As soon as Old Man leaves I’ll be the sole survivor on my team today, since the boss is in the Bahamas. I’m tempted to have a glass of wine at lunch, but don’t want to start that habit.

I just did 30 minutes of solid work and now I’m feeling like I need a break. Or an afternoon off. Or some lottery winnings.