corn in anything…only on the cob for me
ground beef. really? Is anything grosser?
foods that touch each other on my plate
people at work who live for free food
(this isn’t all food related – i swear!)
people who look at me like I’m crazy when I say I haven’t tried the cupcakes
germ-o-phobes
argumentative texts from someone I’d like to call my boyfriend but acts like we’re “just friends”
men who don’t pay on dates
beer
security guards who are older than jesiis and have crushes on me
sewing kits that don’t have needles in them…ummm…really?! how am i supposed to fix my dress?!
when my baby bear jumps on my legs when I get home and scratches them up
rain keeping my body from being tan
that 11alive is trying to get people to buy school supplies from “The School Box” when I’m sure Target is way cheaper
my neighbor’s gross overnight visitor
the fact that I never get hit on. ever. old security guards and married men don’t count.
sweating in anything other than workout clothes
people who question my choices
waiting on people
waiting for S-E-X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when my hair gets all frizzy
screaming kids
when people offer unsolicited advice on…anything.
rejection
ok, fine. I’m done. I could go on and on and on. But really I’m just bored waiting for my date.
