Monthly Archives: January 2010

babies

Where does one end and the other begin!?

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sometimes I heart spam

Not the meat in the can. Someone left the following comment on my Weight Loss Journey page today: “Did you know if this is something that works over night or does it take a bit for it to work?” Only … Continue reading

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say my name

I’m going to share something now that will quite possibly make you shake your head and say to yourself, “No wonder this bitch is still single.” But I say it in all seriousness. This issue came up in my head … Continue reading

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this is it

I love the smell of WD-40. No, I’m not and never have been a huffer. My drugs of choice never came in aerosol cans. Recently when I was looking for some oil for my hair in my bathroom I found … Continue reading

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baby shower cupcakes

I didn’t do anything BABY to them because the hostess of the shower had her own plan for them. She requested Lemon Bliss with light green frosting (which I forgot to take pics of – boo!) and Nutella Dream with … Continue reading

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drugs, cupcakes and adoption

“The Cinnabon Cupcakes are like crack!” I cheesed like a kid seeing her new peeing dolly under the xmas tree on xmas morning when I heard Mr. D say these words. They didn’t come from him, however, they came from … Continue reading

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because I feel the need

…to share details that people don’t necessarily want/need to know. Like I have my period. And I’m grouchy and mad at everyone because of it. And I’m eating these. Fuckers. They lured me in with their pineapple and kiwi-strawberry and … Continue reading

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how do you learn to flirt

Tonight I went to happy hour with the ladies at work. I had 2 glasses of wine before heading back to my babies (don’t worry I came home at lunch to take them out). I stopped at Kroger on my … Continue reading

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pennies

I’m impatiently waiting for my W-2 so I can file my taxes. I’ve already done them with my final pay statement, so I know how much I’ll be getting back and that it will pretty much knock out my list … Continue reading

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i’m mad at ya’ll

Starting with Kid Icarus. Duuuuude, yesterday I saw the link on your page to Emails from an Asshole and I spent the. whole. day. reading that shit and crying at my desk. Saying I was laughing out loud does not … Continue reading

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bagels and tats

Why did The AA call me last night? What could he possibly want? Of course I did not answer the phone, which may have provided me with the answer to that last question. But I was not interested in making … Continue reading

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chocolate coffee cupcakes

My dear friend Becky ordered cupcakes for her husband’s birthday. Like me, he’s a coffee lover and quite a few months ago he asked me if I could come up with a flavor for the coffee purists…no fluffy, Starbucked flavors … Continue reading

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cupcake cuteness part 2

Here’s round 2 of the cupcake cuteness shopping spree. The only thing missing now is the apron, but I don’t think I’ll be taking pics of it because I can’t very well take pics of myself in it without extreme … Continue reading

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mac v. pc

I’ve always been a PC. Never once in life had I considered a Mac. Part of it is sticking with what I know, part of it is not knowing anyone who even had a Mac until recently. But now as … Continue reading

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shit talking

One of the things that annoys me most at work (aside from people talking to me) is the chair they’ve placed in the bathroom where the damn people from customer service seem to find ideal for camping out and talking … Continue reading

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cheese

I hate money. Of course I love it when I have it, but I hate not having it. Duh. No big revelation there, I know. There are a million things I need to do and while my salary is decent … Continue reading

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what happened to your hair

I happen to love bald dudes. Black or white, I like the look of no hair. Tonight I made mac n cheese to go with the rotisserie chicken I got from Kroger. I generally like baked casserole-like mnc, Will’s is … Continue reading

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things I’d like to say

(But won’t) To Old Uncle Marvin: Dude, put your fucking shoes on! As happy as I am that you’re no longer wearing sandals I still can’t stand to walk by your cube and see your shoes off. To Allison’s Old … Continue reading

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the xmas cake

I know I posted a crappy blackberry picture of the xmas cake back on xmas day, but after getting my camera back from Will I saw these pics and just have to post them because they actually do the cake … Continue reading

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attack of the cuteness

Ok, so I didn’t photograph everything I got yet, but here’s round 1… Still to come – the apron, cookie jar, bowl and dishes. OMG. Yeah, I said it was really, really bad.

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