I love the smell of WD-40. No, I’m not and never have been a huffer. My drugs of choice never came in aerosol cans.
Recently when I was looking for some oil for my hair in my bathroom I found a bottle of asstringent. Yes, I meant ass-tringent. It’s some kind of flavoring or something for your ass. I could not figure out where it came from then I remembered that Will gave it to me. No, I’ve never used it.
I hate Vera Bradley stuff. It’s uglier to me than toile. I hate toile, too.
I also hate when I have my period and don’t wear something with pockets. Makes carrying a tampon to the bathroom rather awkward.
I’m seriously annoyed by the fact that my dishwasher has been broken for-freaking-ever. They ordered me a new one a couple weeks ago and I’ve been impatiently waiting for it since I do not do dishes by hand. Ever. So yesterday I came home and what’s in my living room? A big box containing a dishwasher. REALLLLY?! You delivered it and didn’t install it? Are you fucking kidding me? If I got home tonight and it’s not installed I’m going to go apeshit.
This morning I sent Mr. D a text asking if he’d watch my babies while I’m gone for Easter. It was a half-joke, as I totally thought he’d say no. He’s….ummm…not the biggest fan of the pups, to put it kindly. But HE SAID YES! What!? Maybe he just sees it as an opportunity to stay at my place playing wii for a weekend so he can practice a ton and beat my high scores. I don’t care why, really. I’m just glad I’ll get to go and not have to pay for boarding! Mr. D, you rock.
I hate Vera Bradley too. Ick.
Please forgive me, but I almost didn’t put that piece in there because I thought you might actually be a Vera fan and I didn’t want to offend. LOL
hahaha. I hate anything that looks crafty. I almost NEVER make anything for myself even though I have fun fiddling with fabric and ribbons etc because I hate that holly hobby kinda vibe. I also am personally against patterns. They might be fine for other people (although I have not decided that) but not for me. I do solid colors. My wardrobe is almost entirely grey and tan. Everything about Vera Bradley looks tacky… IMO. I know many many people like it… but… they have bad taste. Just wanted to set the record straight ; ).
BTW- Congrats on a finding a new dog sitter ; ). Altho, anyone is better than your number 1 fan. (Which is what I now call the AA)
I actually thought I was the only woman in the world who hated VB, so I’m glad to hear that you two are on board with that one. I will never claim to be a fashion…umm anything…but damn that shit is ug-lay.
And Anne, you cracked me the fuck up by calling him my number 1 fan. Especially because The Fan had just spent another awkward few minutes visiting right before I read that. He’s *special*
I hate Vera Bradley more than any other fashion trend in the world!