Monthly Archives: July 2010

I….ummm…I can’t.  I can’t have this conversation.  Why did I let it go here?  Why did I add my piece about the dream I had the other night?  Why is my heart beating so hard against my chest.  “Being here … Continue reading →

“Hello ladies!” I greeted the 3 women sitting at the table in the break room when I walked in to heat up my lunch.  “Hi Barista!  How are you today?” Mama Bear piped up.  “Got any cupcakes?” “I’m good, how … Continue reading →

I got this cute headband to hold back my hair while running.  Now that my hair is much shorter I need something.  I mean – if I run.  Funny thing is I think it’s been only a little longer since … Continue reading →

My head still hurts from yesterday’s major surgery dentist visit.  Yeah, I’m a total pansy when it comes to pain.  I think my dentist knew this (maybe because I cancelled this appointment 3 times in the past 6 months?), as … Continue reading →

There isn’t much I fear in life – spiders, getting caught in a lie or in a conversation with Seal, being buried alive.  That pretty much sums it up.  I’ve never been afraid of the dentist, that’s for sure!  But……after … Continue reading →

The book kept nagging me every time I went to Borders to use a new coupon or browse the bargain books. I’ve gotten so many great pieces – hardcovers, generally – in that bargain section and I almost always wonder … Continue reading →

I’ve made what many would consider to be reallllly, realllllyyyy bad (let’s call them off-beat instead of bad…bad is laced with judgy-ness and i don’t like that) decisions in the past 15 years.  Plenty of them.  There have been good … Continue reading →

I have fluorescent pink toenails and I think they look pretty fucking awesome. They’d look even better if my tan hadn’t faded so significantly in the past few weeks. It was nice and sunny today – perfect for working on … Continue reading →

This morning I woke up early and went to Mr. D’s place to drop off the wii and get season 3 of Damages from him. He left for the beach with his family today, so it had to be early. … Continue reading →

Yesterday I jokingly told Mr. D that I wished someone would look at me funny so I could get all self-righteous on them.  I don’t remember why or what the rest of the conversation was.  I’m not an argumentative person.  … Continue reading →

A few weeks ago I decided to consider trying Internet dating again. Why I do this time and time again for the same results kinda boggles my mind, but I guess there’s that hope in me that is willing to … Continue reading →

Today I was messing with Mr. D and asked him if he wanted to be in a beer pong tournament.  Why, you ask?  Because I heard a commercial on the radio for one and it made me laugh, so I … Continue reading →

Amber is ORANGE!!

Am I the only one who thinks it’s kinda rude to refer to someone as “he” or “she” (her or him included here, depending) when that person is sitting right there with you?  Old Uncle Marv does this to me … Continue reading →

I would consider it glorious to never have to hear Ali’s uh-huh-huh laugh ever again. I’m pretty annoyed that they let Frank go visit his ex. If Nicole had said she didn’t want him he would have been down with … Continue reading →

After tossing and turning pretty much all night last night I finally woke up for good about 30 minutes before my alarm went off. It was kinda nice to beat the barking Cuddles up before he started in, which commenced … Continue reading →

I saw Mr. D today. Yeah. He sent me a message last night asking if I could do a last minute order for one of his friends’ baby showers. And I agreed. I tried to get him to let me … Continue reading →

Big thanks to the lady at my office who ordered one of my personal favorite cupcake flavors – peanut butter chocolate. Holy wow! I could eat this frosting all day long. I’d be sick as a damn mutt, but I … Continue reading →

So I have to come up with 7 things you may not know about me…thanks, Krissy.  This could be tough seeing that I pretty much spill it all here.  Give me a minute on this one….  I love Indian men.  … Continue reading →

One thing I think I understand best about this situation going on with Mr. D-ramatic is where I have to take ownership. As I said previously I know I was wrong in calling him Chris and hanging up on him. … Continue reading →