The Knight? Yeahhhh. So he emailed asking me to meet him for tea Saturday (this was Friday afternoon). I just didn’t have it in me to continue, so I hadn’t responded to his last email about feeling like part of a Shakespearean skit. Got another email from him on Sunday that talked of bunnies and fluff and pastries. I think? Ignored that one, too. Truth is I just don’t feel like fucking with him further. He’s obviously a jackass, but that doesn’t mean I need to be mean to him. I’m just gonna let him be. Maybe he’ll find this girl soon:
I’m 0% interested in dating right now anyway. And speaking of that I’m rather sick of being told that I need to keep putting myself out there. I’m not new at this. I know what I’m doing. And this most recent break is the only extended break I’ve taken from dating in years. So back off, motherfuckers. I’m just not interested right now. My bad. I needed to vent that one. This person has been driving me nuts about it. And other things.
As you can likely see the worst part of this dating break is how bitchy I am right now as a result of no sex. Yes, that’s why. And I may have to rectify it soon or I just might bite someone’s head off.
Oohh, I have a couple of heads I can volunteer? Sorry I can’t help with the other thing…
Go get it in before I sit you down and make you watch rerun of The Nanny!
the poor knight. abandoned by his sweet ella even before you meet. i completely understand needing to take a break from dating (though right now i’m head-over-heels crushing enough to make you want to puke!) dating sucks. and sometimes it’s just not worth the effort. enjoy the down time!
“I’m not new at this. I know what I’m doing. And this most recent break is the only extended break I’ve taken from dating in years. So back off, motherfuckers.”
This is my intro to your blog. *settling in*
Ha! I’m always glad to welcome someone with a bang.