Monthly Archives: June 2011

head bitch

So this afternoon I’m sitting in a team meeting, staring out the side window because OUM won’t stfu up and I see a male cardinal smash into the side of the building.  It was completely appropriate given that I, too, … Continue reading

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corporate cupcakes

I just did the profit analysis on last night’s big order for my new customer’s clients – 30 boxes with 12 minis in each box and 1 box of 24 full size.  A total of 384 cupcakes in 4 different … Continue reading

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free advice

Today is your lucky day.  I’m about to give you some free advice.  This will help you in life – trust me.   At work – nobody cares if you come in earlier than everyone else (per your different schedule, … Continue reading

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more cupcake chatter

Earlier this week I mentioned, while in a state of post-wedding exhaustion, that I would never do mini cupcakes ever ever ever ever ever again.  Well, I lied.  As I’ve acknowledged before we all have our price and my price … Continue reading

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they’re not pink

For quite some time now I’ve wanted to get properly fitted for running shoes.  I have approximately 14 pairs of running shoes in my closet, but they were all purchased on the basis of being cute, not for proper fit … Continue reading

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bootleg bootcamp day 2

When I pulled into the parking lot of the park where we were supposed to meet for bootcamp the class before mine still had about 20 minutes left. I sat in my car watching them and was truly appalled at … Continue reading

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sweet tooth

For an hour I lied back listening to Adele and staring up into Dr. Adorable’s eyes.  I imagined all kinds of dirty things…what else is a girl to think of when she’s straining her jaw to keep her mouth wide … Continue reading

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bootcamp comparisons

All day Sunday my head was filled with excuses popping up for why I couldn’t or shouldn’t start bootcamp Monday. In the afternoon I was about 4 seconds away from calling and postponing for a week…which certainly would have turned … Continue reading

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lessons in cupcaking

Saturday was a very busy day for the cupcake world.  I started off the morning meeting the bride and groom from CA for a tasting – they loved them, but I’m not sure if they’re going to book or not.  … Continue reading

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that’s my dad

When I was 15 and first learned to drive there was nothing I hated more than going out driving with Stressed Dad. While Pastor Mom and I are a lot alike (minus the strong Jesiis conviction on my part), me … Continue reading

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escape from idiotville

This just in!  The mayor of Idiotville has escaped!  Help him get back home ASAP!

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all up in my mouth

Like many other people in the world I hate going to the dentist.  But last time I went for a cleaning my exam was done by the cutest dentist ever.  At that time I made a bold declaration that I’d … Continue reading

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only wednesday

the prosecution rests   and I see that all your mamas would rat you out, too (except Tazzee’s!!).  They say that grandparents love their grandchildren more than their kids and I can totally see that.   I enjoyed reading your … Continue reading

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tell the whole truth and nothing but

As you all know by now I’m totally and completely wrapped up in the Casey Anthony trial.  I generally don’t do this on the blog, but I’m curious about opinions today.  You do not have to be following the trial … Continue reading

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i will not be fake

Last week I arrived at work early a few days to avoid staying late in order to get my half-day Friday.  Since OUM is on an earlier schedule than I am he was already here.  And boy is that motherfucker … Continue reading

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time to comment

Here we go again…. So far I’m bored to tears and kinda want to wait to watch this later so I can watch something less boring. I’m only going to say one thing about Bentley. Promise. I’m not defending or … Continue reading

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3 in 3

I feel really great today.  The weekend was perfect with my 1/2 day Friday.  I ran three times in three days – twice on the treadmill in the ridiculously hot fitness center and once outside in my neighborhood with The … Continue reading

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scratch that

This is happy.

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weekend smiles

I’m having a great day today!  Friday, payday, half-day, lots of cupcake orders coming in randomly (which = $$), sun shining and waiting to brownify my pale skin, time to run this afternoon, 2 new sundresses for less than $25, … Continue reading

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updated chow baby

  How in the name of Jesiis can I train OUM to understand that when my headphones are in I’m not paying attention and furthermore I’d really like to not be interrupted when I’m listening to the trial – especially … Continue reading

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