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living to be tan

Allison spent the weekend with me, which was fun.  We shopped Saturday afternoon and I bought a bunch of baking crap, then went for Mexican last night.  I hate to shop; I love Mexican food.  It was fun having a girly day.
She slept till noon Sunday, so when she got up I was ready to [...]

my love

Yesterday was Bring Your Annoying Little Bastard Kid to Work Day. All kinds of little people running around. Luckily they did a good job keeping them all in check.
At lunch I told Allison that I can’t wait to have a baby.  “After all the bitching you’ve done about all the kids at work today you’re going to [...]

married chick hell

I get that not all married people or people with kids suck. And these girls used to all be super cool or they wouldn’t be my friends. Pregnant Smoker (the one with the husband who is a killer) and I were never close, but we were still friends. The other 2 I was close to…Becky [...]

show me the money

Over the weekend I found myself getting annoyed at the dumbest things.  Ok, so they aren’t completely dumb things, but I’m a can’t-change-it-don’t-stress-it type, so it annoyed me that I was getting so worked up over seemingly small shit. For one, the noise upstairs. It seemed like they were on a mission to make as [...]

comedy

I turned the tv on today after the kids went down for a nap and saw this hideous purple bottle, apparently containing the scent of heaven…whatever that means. The salesperson trying to convince the jesiis freaks to call in and order said, “So whenever you wear this it will remind you of the actual scent [...]

going home

I’m sitting in the airport, after being stopped in security to have my bag searched, waiting for my flight home. I miss my pup and can’t wait to get home to him. I miss my daily cappuccino – made properly – and I miss my bed. I don’t know what I was thinking when I [...]

peace out

I’m off! I’m off! For the next 2 weeks I don’t have to look at, hear or even think about these kids! A week of it I will spend with my family in Michigan and the following week I’ll just be here chillin out, enjoying life with no kids to drive me [...]

bad ideas

I swear to the soles of my shoes I may just scream if I have to hear “Daaadyyy!” again today. You see, Kids Mom thought it would be a grand idea for me to bring Littlest One to Whiny Older One’s little xmas program at nursery school. To put it simply – she was horribly [...]

the little children

The sound of his voice changed completely the minute she walked out the door. He didn’t even wait to hear the garage door close before dropping the whine that was grating on my every last nerve from the second I came upstairs from my basement apartment for another day of kid watching. I refuse to [...]