playoffs

Our softball playoffs started last night, and had we played like we did last night the entire season we would’ve had so much more fun.  Granted it was a specially chosen team, and most of the crappy guys didn’t make the playoff team, but everyone played better.  I had at least 3 balls hit past [...]

the last game

And we lost.  Again.  Big surprise.  I’m angry at how shitty these men on my team played.  I mean – really?!  If you’re playing first you should be watching first.  Basic.  If you are playing first and the ball is going to short center why are you running all the way over there to try [...]

move

The last softball game of the season is tonight. Booooo! I’m going to miss playing. It has been so much fun, even though we suck ass. Now I need to find the next physical activity to do after work, besides running, of course.
I took Matty to the park to run with me last night. It [...]

men are like dogs…

…If you chase them they will run.
Or so says Mr. Delicious, anyway. And judging by our interactions this seems to be completely true.
He said this when we were talking about his crazy co-worker and her f’d up relationship with her boyfriend, but of course I related it to our situation. Things have been going soo [...]

rambling

The whole issue with Mr. D’s name got me to thinking a bit about the phone thing.  Yeah, so I tend to have some issues with the phone…issues in that I hate talking on it.  I have theories on why I hate the phone as much as I do…ranging from having to take abuse from [...]

I don’t even care about my tan

Or lack of tan, really. I’m pasty as hell, and as Mr. D and I walked up to the batting cages I commented about how I’ve not been this pale in June in years and how this was supposed to be my last year tanning anyway. “So you’re just going to be pasty the rest [...]

delicious squared

Ok, so we’ve established that I love to cook. Simple enough. But there’s more to it. And I don’t mean baking/cupcakes/talking about food or even eating. I love, love, love, love, love cooking for people…especially when said people happen to be a tall, dark, super handsome man who rocks my world [...]

catching

Less than one hour here and these damn dogs are already annoying me. Jesiiiis!  Just go lie down somewhere and nap or somethin!  Really, Puff?  Do you really think you’ll be successful at getting off with another male dog?  He’s humping this little thing like there’s no tomorrow. I mean, seriously, he looks a little [...]

anxiety be damned

I heard my text message sound around 745 last night and my heart skipped a beat for a second. “It’s probably Will telling me where he’s leaving the key,” I thought. “Or Lil Bear.” I rolled my eyes at the thought of Lil Bear. But alas, it was none of the above. It was [...]

cuteness

I’m already looking forward to tomorrow night’s game…actually 2 games, since we’re scheduled for a double-header. After that I head down to the south to the spa (Will’s house), where I’ll spend the weekend trying to keep the dogs from – both males – from getting their freak on…or trying.
Thinking about the game reminds [...]

play ball

I was looking forward to tonight’s softball game pretty much all week. No real reason, just enjoy playing now. And it’s free. And fun. And a teensy bit of exercise.
Highlight of my game: catching the ball between my thighs at second base. Damn ump called the dude safe, which was total bs. I had complete [...]

more of the best sex ever

Every inch of my body hurts.  My thighs are the worst, my neck and shoulders a close second.  I walked my first time at bat, which was lucky as hell considering I’d already had 2 strikes and I was freaking out.  I need to learn to relax and I think this will all be a [...]

crushing…hard

“You better not suck and mess up my softball game.” I recognized the voice before even turning around, so I turned on the charm when I really wanted to tell him to go away.
“And what would give you the crazy idea that I suck?” I asked him, turning around in my chair and crossing [...]

tick tock

I think this is going to be the #1 slowest moving month of my life as I wait to move into the new place. I’m struggling with not looking at new bedding – yes, my bedroom will finally be pink, because at this point in life it’s all about me and pink is what I [...]