i wanted to d.i.e.

No joke.
I picked the wrong night to start my new thing of no drinking during the week unless I happen to have a date with a hot African Accountant.  But even after seriously wanting to DIE I remained strong in my conviction to eliminate the wine from my diet.
So I got home tonight, took the [...]

bling

My babies got new collars yesterday. All kinds of bling up in this house!

playing

The pups playing this morning.

puppy love

“Don’t touch me!” I jumped as his fingers lightly brushed over my cheek and he jerked his hand back, chuckling at me.
“What’s wrong, Barista?”
“You can’t touch me. It’s been too long.” I sat on the edge of the couch and looked back at him. He looked so adorable and I felt that familiar tingling in [...]

maybe i’m crazy

but I think Cuddles might be getting a wife.

cuddles

A very rare moment when he’s actually sitting still. This morning he’s been barking at everrrryyyything and driving me batty. But as we sit here on the patio while I’m drinking my coffee he seems surprisingly calm.

oh dear

Dear Cuddles,
No man will ever take my heart from you. I promise. I’m sorry I let that stupid Mr. Delicious convince me that you couldn’t sleep in my bed…when really – you were more suited for it than he ever was. And I’m sorry for the nights I have stayed out late drinking at the [...]

he LOVES me!!!

and the feeling is oh-so-mutual!!

cooking, creating, writing

Three things I love.
Oh, and big penises. My bad.
Oh, and wine!
But in an effort to keep myself from getting entirely too bored tonight I decided to cook. I love to cook, as we all know, but it’s just not the same when there’s nobody here to eat it. But, we work with what we have, [...]

the fool

I did something realllllly stupid last night. Like I never want to drink wine again stupid. Like kick my own ass stupid.
I was trying to take a nap when Valerie called. After telling her about the drama when I was at home I filled her in on the new development with Mr. D. She’d told [...]

puppy love

My baby is back to normal.  I’m so terribly relieved.

sickness

Something’s wrong with my baby.  I noticed last night that he looked like he wasn’t feeling well, and then when I put him in his crate he didn’t make a peep the whole night.  I felt so relieved, it was so nice.  Then this morning when I got up and went to get him he [...]

my love

Yesterday was Bring Your Annoying Little Bastard Kid to Work Day. All kinds of little people running around. Luckily they did a good job keeping them all in check.
At lunch I told Allison that I can’t wait to have a baby.  “After all the bitching you’ve done about all the kids at work today you’re going to [...]

all tuckered out

My baby slept through the night last night for the first time!  I was so proud!  Like a real Mama!  And since Mr. D was here I was so glad.  But I figured out why very easily and quickly…we went on three walks yesterday, so he was tired.  The ticket!
This was him tonight after our [...]

early morning, no hangover

I’ve been so productive already today and it’s just after 9 am.  Love it.  I’ve never been an early bird, but it seems in my old age I’ve lost the desire to sleep late.  I love my early morning coffee and writing, catching up on my food blogs. 
Today by 9 am I already had finished [...]

crushing…hard

“You better not suck and mess up my softball game.” I recognized the voice before even turning around, so I turned on the charm when I really wanted to tell him to go away.
“And what would give you the crazy idea that I suck?” I asked him, turning around in my chair and crossing [...]

my protector

Who woulda thought something as cute as this could have scared away burglars?  And I don’t mean the hamburglar, as Puff woulda surely eaten him and forgotten all about me. But real burglars!
I was sick as a dog Friday. It woke me up out of my sleep at 530 with pains in my abdomen so [...]